DIY Egg Free Safe to Eat Cookie Dough Recipe from Artsy Fartsy Mama. Have you ever had food poisoning? A friend of mine almost died from it - fruit salad left out too long at an upscale NYC takeout place. I will never eat raw cookie dough with eggs and even the frozen cookie dough warns you about food poisoning. This is why I love this recipe.
Legitimate question, what do wasps even do?
Wasps eat the pests that eat other plants. They are stinging dicks, but they kill caterpillars and aphids.
I’ll never forget the time you said wasps are just “flying needles with malice in their hearts.” It’s forever my go-to description.
I could go for some Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch rn
I don’t know if having my shit together by the time I’m 30 is even possible.
Not that that is a goal (it used to be)…
But I’m 27 years old and have fallen asleep to Dexter’s Laboratory the past two nights.
Uhhhh…also, thanks to Dexter, I always remember how to spell laboratory because of how he says it.
James Woods (no, not that James Woods) is an openly atheist progressive candidate running for Congress in Arizona. He also has little patience for people who want to limit women’s right to choose. …
i’m gonna put this here because
1.) i’m tired of only ever seeing dudes with six packs and bodies with less than 5% body fat on them on my dash
2.) body positivity for dudes is important because we also have standards of beauty (or should i say masculinity) that we feel pressured to fit all the time
3.) i’m ready to see more guys that look like me
- Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
- Me: Which one?
- Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
- Me: That's two separate shows
- Mum: No
- there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
- and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
- because she was going out with that blonde lady
- Me: That still could be either show
- Mum: I think there were clones
- Me: There we go.